NAME: Royal H. Whitfield II
NICKNAMES:Big Roy, Sexy Man, Blue Devil, Jokeman
ROLE IN BAND: Percussion
HOMETOWN: Montebello
BIRFFDAY: 9.9.82
HEIGHT: 6'3"
HAIR COLOR: brown
EYES: Brown
FAVORITE BANDS: Nelley, Petey Pablo, Pennywise, Arturo Sandoval
FAVORITE TYPES OF MUZAK: All except country and contemporary
HOBBIES: motorcycles, cars, girls
FAVORITE TEACHER:Mr. Covellone
STATUS: Single and looking...
ENJOY SKOOL? Yes
FAVORITE SHIRT:What?
FAVORITE MOVIE:The Fast and the Furious
MUZIKAL TALENTS:None, I suck
GEAR USED: Ludwig kit, Vic Firth sticks.
HOW DO YOU SEE JC-U IN 5 YEARS?Big sexy men
SECRET TALENTS: None
SO...HOW 'BOUT THEM DODGERS? I hear they're hitting off a tee now...
DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF AS ATTRACTIVE? No.
AIM:um...yeah...
WHAT DO YOU FIND TO BE YOUR BEST QUALITY? Integrity
FAVORITE SODA: Pepsi
EVER BEEN HOT FOR A TEACHER? WHO? No
IF YOU HAD 48 HOURS (2 DAYS, STUPID) BEFORE YOU IMPLODED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Bang everything that moved
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE:Make lots of money, drive fast cars
PLANET OF ORIGIN: Fagotron
DESCRIBE YOUR HAIR: Blend on the sides, 1 inch off the top
JIMOTHY IS TRYING TO COVER UP________: Anal leakage
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR000 ADORING FANS TO KNOW? I look really good in the dark...


Royal completed the JC-U lineup, and is actually somewhat talented...well, compared to the rest of the band trying to play drums... Yes, he is that much older than us, and yes, he's eric's cousin. Royal is our pawn we use to keep a beat for us. When he's not behind his kit, we keep him locked up in Jose's garage, next to the lawn gnomes and Easter decorations.